Redditor chojurou posted a picture of a friend's tattoo. When people ask him what his tattoo says, he replies, "I don't know, I don't speak Chinese." And that is literally what it says. Those who read Chinese pointed out that it appears to be a machine translation, rendered in typewriter font instead of calligraphy, but it says what it says. Southernnfratty gave us a little more information. 中國話 is kind of a dated way to say "Chinese" (almost like how you'd say/write it in Japanese, actually).